joke

A POLICE MAN IS STAKING OUT A BAR FOR DRUNK DRIVERS HE SEE'S A MAN THAT COMES OUT  THE MAN STUMBLES THEN FALLS HE CRAWLS TO HIS CAR. IT TAKES HIM 5 MINUTES TO STRART HIS CAR THEN HE BACKS OUT AND DRIVES AWAY THE POLICE MAN PULLS HIM OVER. HE GIVES THE MAN THE BREATHALISER AND HE IS COMPLETELY SOBER AND THE POLICE OFFICER SAYS WHAT KIND OF PERSON ARE YOU IT TOOK YOU 5 MINUTES TO START YOUR CAR , THE MAN SAYS IM THE DISTRACTION